Just Another Perl Hacker in Washington DC - 10/30/96

Randal Schwartz of Stonehenge Consulting, systems administrator, Perl hacker extraordinaire, and oh, yes, convicted felon will be here to talk to us.

Several dc.sage members drove to New Jersey last month to hear Randal speak. He (and this topic) were also an invited presentation at LISA'96. Randal will talk about the events that led to his arrest and conviction for performing well-intentioned actions that he believed at the time were in the best interests of his clients' needs. There has been much controversy on the 'Net about his arrest and conviction. No matter what your opinion, you should take the time to hear the story from the perpetrator/victim's own mouth and ask your own questions.

If you are in systems administration or just a computer hacker in general, this one is worth hiring a babysitter for. Cancel your date, skip your Aikido class, and postpone the head-crash of that critical system disk for another night, and come out to hear the story of Randal's arrest and conviction from the man who was there to live the story.

Where and When

This event will be held in the Lipsett Auditorium of the National Institutes of Health (NIH) in Bethesda, MD on Wednesday, October 30. We will start promptly at 7:30 PM, traffic allowing. You can get there by Metro (the subway), by driving, or by sharing a ride. Some of us will probably go out after the talk with Randal.

Getting There By Metro

You can get there by Metro and that may be the easiest way to dodge traffic. Get off at the Medical Center stop, walk west on South Drive, bear right onto Center Drive, bear left with Center, and that big building that looks like a hospital is the Clinical Care Center (Building 10). Or Just Follow This Map The Auditorium is on the first floor, in the Southeast Corner of the building. If you find Building 10 (or the CCC), there will be security guards there to help you find the auditorium. The Auditorium is in the Clinical Care Center of NIH, in Bethesda, MD. This is a Metro-accessible event.

Driving to the NIH Campus

So you insist on driving instead of taking the Metro? Ok ... suit yourself, but don't ask me how long to allow ... DC traffic it totally unpredictable.

NIH is kinda in the middle of North Bethesda. If you are coming from the Washington Beltway from the East or the North, (Route 95 North, Prince Georges County, etc.), I'd suggest exitting on route 355, and going South (take back-to-back left turns at the light after exitting) on Route 355 (toward Washington). The NIH campus will be on your right. Follow this Map to parking under the Clinical Center (Building 10).

If you are coming from the Washington Beltway from the West or the South (i.e., Northern Virginia), you should take the Old Georgetown Road Exit South (toward Bethesda), and the NIH campus will be on your left. Follow this Map to parking under the Clinical Center (Building 10).

You may park in the garage under the Clinical Center after 7 PM. Tell the man at the gate that you are here for the presentation at the Lipsett Auditorium. The Auditorium is on the first floor of the Clinical Center.

Ride Sharing Arrangements

dc.sage encourages members to arrange for ride-sharing. If you plan to attend and have space in your car to take someone, please take the time to send us E-mail. Be sure to include where you are coming from (on the way to NIH), where you are going to (on the way home from NIH), how many additional people you can accommodate (without surgery) in your car, and some contact info (daytime and evening phone number, E-mail address, etc).

If you need a ride and Metro won't work for you, please send us E-mail with where you are coming from (on the way to NIH), where home is, how many people are coming with you who also don't have rides, and some contact info (same as above).

What Will Happen After Randal Speaks?

Some of the dc.sage folks will probably go out somewhere after the presentation, probably to find a restaurant where we can talk and eat and drink. Randal also does a mean Karaoke, but I don't know where to go for Karaoke in Bethesda on a Wednesday night. If you have suggestions for this, please let me know.

If You Are Still Lost

In case you are totally lost, you are flying in from out of town, or you are dropping in by parachute, here is an aerial view of NIH.

If all else fails, you may page me. If you go this route, please send me a SHORT (TINY ... less than 200 characters with NO SIGNATURE or PGP or any extras) E-mail to my pager. If this gets abused, I'll simply take the alias down, so use it *SPARINGLY*.


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